Fart

My roommate keeps farting. It’s disgusting. I mean I understand that it’s natural to fart, but the consistency of her breaking wind is waaay too frequent. FML

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Fail

So lets talk about this conversation I had with my roommate: Huong: Hey Mariam, can you do me a big favor? Me: Well can I do it for you after i go to the bathroom? H: Well, wait, can I borrow your laptop thing (makes shape of rectangle with hands) Me: Case? my laptop case? [...]

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Salty Roommate

“Ah I want to eat something salty! Reply: “There is salt in the dining hall” … Bitch move.

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Allo?

Allo? Allo? Allo? No matter how many times you say it, they won’t hear you. No matter how many times they call, they won’t see you. And yet they call, and yet you answer. and you talk. For hours till midnight. In the end, I end up staying awake. so as a roommate, where is [...]

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Tomorrow..

Well apparently tomorrow is the Vietnamese president’s Birthday. I know this is random, but I really do not care. You don’t know when the Egyptian president’s birthday is (honestly, neither do I) So can you please let me concentrate on my work?

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