Absolutely Everything Nonsense

Talal

Mari — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:18:33 +0000

Well. There is this OTHER boy. his name is Talal. He’s Saudi, and he’s so sweet. and 21. And kinda cute. and I’m thinking into me? and I want him after tomorrow at this beach thing Manal and I might go to.
AAAAAAGHH I’M SO FRUSTRATED!

Oh boy..

Mari — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:55:51 +0000

So. The unthinkable just happened.

Harnek just asked me out. In a facebook message.

I know. Oh boy..

Let me explain this more clearly. Harnek is the Siekh Indian friend of mine who is FABULOUS and awesome and everything and I really like him as a friend but JUST as a friend. NO boyfriend potential. Why, you ask? here are some points:

He is a year younger. Sorry for being an old fashioned biyotch but I dont like the idea of dating someone younger than me.
He is too nice. Now dont get me wrong, nice is good, but TOO nice = Just friends in my case. I dont know what to do with compliments. I even told Chris to never compliment me. I just dont like them. just no.
He is at least 30 pounds lighter than me. That definatly makes me feel insecure about my bod’. just saying; if I can take on my boyfriend, it’s a bad sign. Especially since I like to punch people. Alot.
He’s a Siekh. But that’s not the problem, I really dont care WHAT he is, just the fact that he has hair LONGER than mine kinda freaks the shinanigans out of me. I dont mean to offend anyone.
HE DOESNT KNOW ME. I mean he know’s who I am, but he doesnt know my moods, problems, family, bad days.. etc. He thinks I’m this funny, pretty (lucky him, only seen one side), nice, happy-go-lucky person who has a really great life, and whose greatest worry is Math. I wish.

I just realized something horrible. My status on facebook was ” Just tell me you love me and get it over with” It’s actually a line from the movie Elizabethtown which I’m obsessed with, but I didn’t site it. Oh.My. GOD.

This is what he sent me:

Hey you know that thing that I was debating to tell you how like something didn’t happen well it was more like I was debating whether to say something or more ask you something okay im really bad this but to tell you the truth I like you which you probably already know and my question, “will you go out with me?” I no you might like ignore me or something cause you don’t but I don’t wana ruin our friendship or anything I just wanted to tell the truth. if you hate me then . . I’m sorry

And this is what I replied:

OMG Harnek.
Well first of all I definatly don’t hate you. You’re an awesome friend and hello, Coldplay obsessed buddy, and a great guy, and I don’t know if I mentioned this but I definatly don’t hate you, and I already told you that I would never be able to hate you so lets just get that out of the way. Second, I’m so very flattered. And I’m not going to deny that I do like you but more like a REALLY close friend than more.. And I know that I sound REALLY LAME and you must think I’m a bitch right now, or you might actually hate ME, but like you said, I don’t want to ruin this friendship, because you’re one of the top people that I love talking to.
And the thing is, I’m not sure you know what you’re getting yourself into..
Wow that sounded really weird, but I really mean it.. At school, in Michigan, I’m.. different, I don’t know. I’m just going to honestly tell you that I’m not actually as happy-go-lucky as I seem.. and having you as a friend really helps.. and I definatly don’t want something to happen that would make it awkward between us or something.
and I’m only going to let it go this once, but I’m serious. Do not EVER. EVER say sorry to me again. No matter what.

Except (oh the horror and my STUPIDITY) I sent it TWICE. Then I was trying to say ‘ Sorry, bitch (my laptop) got confused and sent it twice, she can be silly sometims’ but instead I forgot to write ‘bitch’ so I screwed up and now the damage is done and I wont correct myself anymore because that’s just LAME and he’ll get FOUR emails saying I replied even though two are the same, one is an apology for the mistake, and the last is a correction of the apology.

fml. I really just want to go back to Egypt now and forget about Michigan..

Did I mention he got me a T-shirt from the coldplay concert he attended that cost him

45$ ??

I am most definatly a bitch

2012 and the END of the world

Mari — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:37:31 +0000

Okay. So everyone is freaked out about the whole December 21, 2012 shin dang. I’m still not quite sure whether I want to believe in it or not. However. I am not going to deny that I am VERY interested in it. And the thing is, I’m actually going to watch a documentary on it in three hours on the History Channel. But I’ve already seen another on Google videos called the ‘Esoteric Agenda’. It was really interesting and I definatly recommend to fellow conspiracy theory lovers. Although it is a tad bit creepy..
But I think it’s a very intriguing topic, definatly worth time.
well here is the video:

Marriage

Mari — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:23:13 +0000

I was just sitting my my mom and my stepdad Hisham and I heard Hisham tell a joke..

It wasnt funny.

But my mom laughed anyway, even thought I dont think she really likes those kinds of smartass, trying-to-be-funny-with-strangers sort of jokes and I thought, ohmyGod. That’s what you have to go through if you get married. Or any sort of relationship actually. I mean, it becomes an OBLIGATION to laugh at lame jokes, to pretend that you’re okay if you’re not really, because you’re tied to this person, and you don’t want to screw it up… That sounds terrifying..

Maybe I’m just freaked because I witnessed possibly the worst relationship possibly created in the movie ‘what happens in vegas’. Worst possible after my actual parents of course.. Nothing can top that.

Young Girl Talking About Herself

Mari — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:34:30 +0000

I was just listening to that song, and I thought…
I should write more about myself!

well here it goes:

Name: Mari Joder. It’s actually my blog name, but sue me for being paranoid about internet names.
Birthday: January 16, 1993
Nationality: Egyptian
Gender: Female, ooh la la.
Favorite Color: Yellow, Sea Blue
Hobbies: Drawing, reading, writing, blogging (word?), talking, laughing and many more!
Tea or Coffee: Both. Not together
Sweet or Salty: Salty. Except when I want something sweet. I actually prefer minty.
Most important thing to know about me: I talk a lot. And I don’t care easily.
Favorite quality about myself: I can make anyone laugh. Try me.
Least favorite: My untidyness…?
Favorite physical feature: my eyes. Yes they’re a dull brown, I know but they’re big, cow eyes. Moo..
Least favorite physical feature: my nose. it looks like a bird beak, it’s disgusting.
Random fact about me: I love to name everything. My printer is Lucy, my laptop Bitch, my ex-turtle Bob, his cage Frank, my Mom’s printer Edward, my bruise Bruce… etc. I have been called crazy
Favorite singers: Oren Lavie, Ryan Adams, John Mayer
Favorite bands: Death Cab for Cutie, Sufjan Stevens, Coldplay
Favorite TV show: Gilmore Girls
Favorite Movie: Elizabethtown
Favorite article of clothing: shorts
Can’t live without: books
Favorite food: Okay. I eat anything and everything except boiled eggs AND pork (new addition)
Song stuck in head now: Man who isn’t there- Oren Lavie
What I wish people would do: I wish they would leave COMMENTS. You know I would LOVE to just find ONE comment saying Hi, Bye. it would make my day.
Siblings: Two sisters, two stepsisters, three step brothers and one half brother. yea I know. then there’s still me. Hurray!
Favorite Quote: Just keep moving forward- Meet the Robinsons, Pixar /Disney Animation. Okay so I’m a freak. whatever man.
Fun Fact: I’m writing a book! I posted an excerpt from it a few posts ago if you want to go check it. Please do, and tell me if you want more of it. Thank you!

I’m actually getting really tired now. I think I’m going to turn in. ZZZzz

Excited

Mari — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:45:49 +0000

I’ve been swimming lately (aka since yesterday) and I love the feeling of tiredness after I come out of the pool, knowing that all the calories I’ve taken in, ALL GONE! especially since I’m on that diet thing…

Did you know that you lose 300 calories for swimming for just HALF AN HOUR!? it’s great!

Diet

Mari — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:34:06 +0000

So I decided I need to lose 8kg by the end of this month. so I’m going on a low-cal, high-exercise diet where I will eat only veggies and fruits, and swim everyday. I’ll keep you posted on the progress, if any, and please encouragement would be nice!

Okay I’ll just say it. Please leave me a little pick-me-up comment so that I feel a little more motivated to do this. I’m going to florida soon and I want to look hott in my swimsuit. so I need to get on this. LEAVE AN EXCLAMATION MARK IF YOU DONT WANT TO WRITE A SENTENCE. thanks.

Soulstirrer

Mari — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:28:02 +0000

I’m going to dedicate this one post to Soulstirrer, the only person who had the guts to ever comment on any of my posts and albeit his comment was “take it easy, this is the road of life.” on my post ‘Conclusion’ about how I’m pretty much giving up on life, IT’S STILL A COMMENT that I’m proud of and will salute as a gesture of affection and human relation (WHAT AM I SAYING) anyway. Thank you soulstirrer. your comment definatly made my day.

Wow, So that’s where people’s minds are these days

Mari — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:53:46 +0000

So I just had a hit on my last post about my wannabe hook up with Jake and it got FORTY SEVEN VIEWS! I know it’s actually not that much but it is for me because I usually get two or three and I’m ecstatic. But just because my tags were hook-up, sex, boys, boy, and things like that, it got so many views. so I’m just saying, WOW. so that’s what people search these days, huh?

that’s so comforting really.

Why cant anyone just read my excerpt of my book while they’re at it and give me some thoughts on my writing?? WHY WONT ANYONE COMMENT!

About that hook up

Mari — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:41:32 +0000

So there is this guy called Jake and he wants to ‘meet up’ and I DON’T and he’s all ‘Mari! I’m leaving on the 22nd and I still haven’t seen you!! ‘ and I’m like TAKE A HINT YOU DUMBASS. Why can people be so dense sometimes? maybe I should hook up with him on the 27th except the guy expects me to HAVE SEX with him so NO. thanks but no thanks. I’ll keep my V slate clean for now, especially clean of desperate, annoying immature boys.