Oh boy..

So. The unthinkable just happened.

Harnek just asked me out. In a facebook message.

I know. Oh boy..

Let me explain this more clearly. Harnek is the Siekh Indian friend of mine who is FABULOUS and awesome and everything and I really like him as a friend but JUST as a friend. NO boyfriend potential. Why, you ask? here are some points:

• He is a year younger. Sorry for being an old fashioned biyotch but I dont like the idea of dating someone younger than me.
• He is too nice. Now dont get me wrong, nice is good, but TOO nice = Just friends in my case. I dont know what to do with compliments. I even told Chris to never compliment me. I just dont like them. just no.
• He is at least 30 pounds lighter than me. That definatly makes me feel insecure about my bod’. just saying; if I can take on my boyfriend, it’s a bad sign. Especially since I like to punch people. Alot.
• He’s a Siekh. But that’s not the problem, I really dont care WHAT he is, just the fact that he has hair LONGER than mine kinda freaks the shinanigans out of me. I dont mean to offend anyone.
• HE DOESNT KNOW ME. I mean he know’s who I am, but he doesnt know my moods, problems, family, bad days.. etc. He thinks I’m this funny, pretty (lucky him, only seen one side), nice, happy-go-lucky person who has a really great life, and whose greatest worry is Math. I wish.

I just realized something horrible. My status on facebook was ” Just tell me you love me and get it over with” It’s actually a line from the movie Elizabethtown which I’m obsessed with, but I didn’t site it. Oh.My. GOD.

This is what he sent me:

Hey you know that thing that I was debating to tell you how like something didn’t happen well it was more like I was debating whether to say something or more ask you something okay im really bad this but to tell you the truth I like you which you probably already know and my question, “will you go out with me?” I no you might like ignore me or something cause you don’t but I don’t wana ruin our friendship or anything I just wanted to tell the truth. if you hate me then . . I’m sorry

And this is what I replied:

OMG Harnek.
Well first of all I definatly don’t hate you. You’re an awesome friend and hello, Coldplay obsessed buddy, and a great guy, and I don’t know if I mentioned this but I definatly don’t hate you, and I already told you that I would never be able to hate you so lets just get that out of the way. Second, I’m so very flattered. And I’m not going to deny that I do like you but more like a REALLY close friend than more.. And I know that I sound REALLY LAME and you must think I’m a bitch right now, or you might actually hate ME, but like you said, I don’t want to ruin this friendship, because you’re one of the top people that I love talking to.
And the thing is, I’m not sure you know what you’re getting yourself into..
Wow that sounded really weird, but I really mean it.. At school, in Michigan, I’m.. different, I don’t know. I’m just going to honestly tell you that I’m not actually as happy-go-lucky as I seem.. and having you as a friend really helps.. and I definatly don’t want something to happen that would make it awkward between us or something.
and I’m only going to let it go this once, but I’m serious. Do not EVER. EVER say sorry to me again. No matter what.

Except (oh the horror and my STUPIDITY) I sent it TWICE. Then I was trying to say ‘ Sorry, bitch (my laptop) got confused and sent it twice, she can be silly sometims’ but instead I forgot to write ‘bitch’ so I screwed up and now the damage is done and I wont correct myself anymore because that’s just LAME and he’ll get FOUR emails saying I replied even though two are the same, one is an apology for the mistake, and the last is a correction of the apology.

fml. I really just want to go back to Egypt now and forget about Michigan..

Did I mention he got me a T-shirt from the coldplay concert he attended that cost him

45$ ??

I am most definatly a bitch