Fart

My roommate keeps farting. It’s disgusting. I mean I understand that it’s natural to fart, but the consistency of her breaking wind is waaay too frequent. FML

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Quote

Don’t try to forget. As you’re trying to forget, you’re also trying to remember what to forget. -Author Unknown

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So.

The party was a disappointment. Just saying. No one knew how to dance. they were all drunk as hell, rubbing their asses in dicks. shitty. oh well. Kudo points for going.

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Party

So I’m going to this party tonight, it’s a surprise birthday thing for my friend alexis.. There will be alcohol. I might get a couple shots. But I need to come back to the dorms sober. Plus Kristi (the friend who’s driving me there) doesnt drink. At all. I want to throw my life away [...]

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Songs I will never listen to voluntarily

Agh. overplayed. Low – Flo Rida Circus-  Britney Spears Right Round- Flo Rida Haru Haru- Big Bang Any song by DBSK

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Fail

So lets talk about this conversation I had with my roommate: Huong: Hey Mariam, can you do me a big favor? Me: Well can I do it for you after i go to the bathroom? H: Well, wait, can I borrow your laptop thing (makes shape of rectangle with hands) Me: Case? my laptop case? [...]

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XO

I kissed him. Chris, I mean. It’s was mostly impulse really. We were just standing there talking, then there was a pause and i KNEW I was babbling so I wanted to do something else and all of a sudden I just.. did. “I just felt like doing that” that’s what I said. Well I [...]

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Favorite color

I have this obsession of knowing people’s favorite colors. Everyone. Anyone. I feel like your favorite color matches your personality. Like I’m a relatively chill person with a lot of energy hence the blue and yellow. My friend Emily is psycho so neon colors are perfect for her. The security lady explained that she liked [...]

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Nitrogen Cycle

So. There is nitrogen in the air, right? Great. So some of it goes to Lightning clouds and some goes to Nitrogen fixating bacteria in roots of legumes (not veggies in french). the the nitrogen in the soil from the legumes (along with the N2 from fertilizers -aka cow shit) all goes to soil nitrAte [...]

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oh that too…

I just realized I didnt talk about how the fact that my hair got caught in a carving maching yesterday. Burnt off at least two inches, had a knot on the side of my head, looked like a mad scienctist after blowing up an expriment. the I was attached o the machine so I couldnt [...]

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